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melkorwashere:

I was there,Gandalf…

”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!

-You gonna drag this shit on the top of the mountain?

-ISILDUR!!!”

I was there the day the strength of Men failed…

thranduils-queen:

actual extracts of thranduils parenting guide

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour (I used bread flour but you can use all purpous flour too)
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter (melted)
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425°F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

vanvelvet:

This is far too beautiful to be real…QwQ

DeviantART: Kimberly

ryanvallejo:

my-pj-pants:

thatfunnyblog:

WAIT A SECOND

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HE IS EVERYTHING GOOD IN THE WORLD

HE IS MIGHTY VERSATILE

patchy could have met spongebob…

if he looked within himself

fuck

pandanoi:

This is incredibly stupid. zekyel transformed my Farmer Eruri AU into Pigmy  Hippo Farmer Eruri AU somehow.
Dialogues are directly copied from a conversation I had with cafe-mediano (she was Levi in this haha) so think that’s makes her the co-writer of this silly comic.

Obviously, Erwin doesn’t actually think Levi is disgusting, he just gets overprotective with his hippos.

the-dead-shall-rise-once-more:

Interpret it as you will.

Happy Easter everyone! And if you don’t celebrate guess what love ya people anyway. 

stoned-levi:

i bet erwin has a loud, disruptive dad sneeze

taco-sasha:

tooloolo:

So I found this

OMFG WHY

bhickencig:

peashooter85:

The Somme Battlefield today, with intact trenches and artillery craters.

Seeing old battlefields, especially ones that were the scenes of HUGE battles, is always a thrill for me, while at the same time always a little chilling when I think about the horror that the men experienced.

stupidtolkieniancomics:

He just likes the dangerous ones, that’s all : )

xyuwa:

Last post got so many Steve Rogers/Chris Evans tags

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that I can’t be sure anymore. 

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I’m so fucking done with this fandom